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Fatwa: Against Disingenuity

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This entry was posted on 4/24/2007 7:21 PM and is filed under Fatwa.



Regarding "disingenuity," the Prophet says " [A]nd when you see them, their persons will please you, and If they speak, you will listen to their speech as if they were big pieces of wood clad with garments; They are the enemy, therefore beware of them; may Allah destroy them..."  Therefore, let it henceforth be known that those who are disingenuous shall not be suffered but shall be heard and then denounced as such.  When they cry out that "the shooting in Blacksburg could have been prevented if more money had been spent on mental health" let it be known that those speakers are liars, idoloters and cowards and treat them in accordance with the Koran's teaching to "slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them; surely Allah is Forgiving, Merciful."  Naturally, in today's kinder and gentler world..."slay" should only be interpreted to mean..."slay with really, really mean words" and possibly "the cold shoulder."  Afterall, who wants the messy cleanup that comes with an actual slaying?
 

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